liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

omgaidawtf:

vermofftiss:

superdirectionerpottergleek:

donatj:

Indonesian Autumn Adder

that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon

Baby Smaug

That’s the cutest thing I ever did see

cr0wz:

im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above

guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

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echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

When the Beatles were told to help decorate the Casbah Club, owned by Mona Best (Pete Best’s mother), John Lennon — as he finished painting the room he was assigned to paint [the Aztec Room] — decided to carve his name into the wall as a way to sign his “work of art”. He was caught by Mrs. Best, however, and received a whack on the back of his head as a punishment; but nobody covered it up and it’s still there to this day.

Some time later, when the Casbah was expanding itself, the Beatles were again asked to help with the painting of a new room [the Spider Room]. John decided to carve his name once again into the ceiling, adding a sarcastic little “I’m back” to his signature this time.

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