sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

beatlelane:

Good grades
Goo grad
Goo g
Goo go
Goo goo
Goo goo g’joob

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

dumpedlikes:

packaging: strawberry juice stored in a strawberry textured packaging

budpest:

REBLOG PLEASE

They think she might be in the West London area so spread the word out to Ealing/Kew/Richmond/Brentford etc

She’s only 14 years old and has health concerns and is thought to be ‘very vulnerable’

lambentleague:

i feel like this is what alex was thinking

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

base