officialunitedstates:

kuro-ai:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  sailors call the right side of the boat the starboard because stars only appear on the right side of the sky.  always. 

You sure about that?

always

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

yanilsamasi:

Name: Gorillaz
Origin: Essex, England, United Kingdom
Created in: 1998
Genres: 
Trip hop, alternative hip hop

420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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boy im stanced up!!!

crimewave420:

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I will knock ya ass out playboi!!!

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

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